I was in need of more smelly stuff. I stock up on it about once a year. So I went to one of my favorite websites, retailmenot.com and searched for deals at my favorite smelly store.
So I went into the store, armed with my $10 off $30 coupon and excited to take advantage of their Buy 3, Get 3 sale!
I carefully sniffed each lotion that I thought might appeal to me. Some I turned my nose up at others made me gag. Gosh darn it, why don't they carry my favorite smell in the freakin' stores?? All I wanted was my Rice Flower & Shea. I even asked if I bought 3 things in the store, can I get 3 things from online for free? No, not allowed. So I got a couple of a new favorite (Eternal Sunshine) and grabbed a couple of my mother-in-law's favorite since Christmas is coming and was struggling with what else to get. I rubbed stuff in, sprayed stuff on, even used my sweet daughter's arms to spray stuff on when I ran out of limbs! After about 30 minutes, I finally found a scent that I liked and went to pay.
As I'm standing in line, a man is in line behind me. He is holding 2 items. I felt it my duty to explain that if he bought one more thing he could then get 3 more items for FREE! He was unimpressed. The lady behind the counter said she already explained that to him. He clearly just wanted to pay for his things and get the heck out!
I know that men's brains and women's brains are completely different from each other, Mark Gungor taught me that! But it was so funny to me how uncomfortable he was in Bath & Body Works and totally not buying into the whole "Buy 3, Get 3" chicanery! He walked in, grabbed the two items he was in there to get, paid and got out. This ability that men have, we'll call it "one track mindedness", is the reason I send my sweet husband to the grocery store when I am needing just one or two things. He will go, get me exactly what I asked for and come home with just those things. If I were to go get myself those one or two items, I would come home with two grocery sacks full of stuff that was not on the list!!
This is why God made us the way that he did, we compliment each other so well, dontcha think?